I do gleefully swear that I will not listen to anyone that says ‘oh no you can’t do that’ or ‘ooh that’s a bit complicated for you’ or ‘waffle, waffle, waffle, no.’ If you want to give something a try, ignore all the naysayers and just go for it.

I do gleefully swear that I will never feel intimidated when speaking to a self-proclaimed ‘very experienced or important indeed’ person. However if they start throwing jargon or Latin names at me; enough is enough – peg it.

I do gleefully swear that I will never make silly extra work for myself for as long as I so shall live.

I do gleefully swear (a lot).